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Going places


Are you hitting on me?


Pickup lines won't get you anywhere with me


Pickup lines won't get you anywhere here


World traveler seeks first class companion


Frequent traveler seeks first class companion


Bad boy seeks good girl


Up for a challenge?


Psychos need not apply


Drama queens need not apply


Not looking for short term


Future soccer moms apply here


Looking for future soccer mom


Are you crazy?


Quit grabbing my butt!


Quality women only!


Women: meet your dream guy in 30 days or less!


Classy ladies only


Is your hand on my butt?


High maintenance chicks only!


Looking for a high maintenance chick


Where are all the bad girls?


Where have all the bad girls gone?


Welcome to the bad boys club


Class


The Finer Things


High Art


I'm a bad boy who needs to be punished


Your thong is sticking out


I see your underwear


I'm not just a sex object


Ladies... please rememeber that I'm not just a sex object


Ladies... please rememeber that I'm not just a sex object


Boy toy looking to be played with


What do you have to offer?


I'm really picky, but good luck


No women who wear wigs, please!


The adventure begins


Welcome to the adventure that is my life


World traveler seeks first class companion


Is that your bra strap?


Are you wearing a thong?


Indiana Jones ain't got nothin' on me!


Hi, my name is Indiana Jones


I'm really picky


Where are all the quality women at?


Beauty does not impress me


Looking for more than just beauty


I know your secret


You have some explaining to do!


Will you quit hitting on me!


WIll you quit grabbing my butt!


The adventure begins


Sorry, but you'll have to do more than that to impress me


I came here to kickass and chew bubblegum! (and I'm all out of bubblegum)


Kicking ass and taking names!


Adventurer, Risk Taker, Artist,


Ambitious risk taker seeks


Can you keep up?


Life in the fastlane


Looking for more than just a pretty face


I'm a better dancer then you are!


Guaranteed more fun than your ex!


Future ex-girlfriends apply here


Beauty does not impress me


Beauty is nice to look at, but does not impress me


You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer?


Loving life


fun! fun! fun! (did I mention fun?)


Republicans need not apply


Can you do the robot?


Why do guys have such cheezy headlines on this site?


Why settle for less, when you could have the best?


Why do most people settle?


Free 30 day trial


Are guys on this site really that uncreative?


Saving one bored person at a time


We'll just lie and say we met in Paris


There are 3.3 Billion women in the world and I'm looking for one.


We'll just lie and say we met in Vegas


"There are 3.7 trillion fish in the ocean. They're looking for one."


"What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you?"

Wait... Did You Just Grab My Butt?


Looking for a beautiful mind


  • Movie-lover seeks hand to hold until the last credits roll
  • Let me inspire that great smile of yours!
  • Brainy gal seeks smart connection
  • Photographer ready to focus all his attention on you
  • Happy with my life... but will be happier when it's our life
  • Hopeless romantic is a contradiction in terms
  • Great cook wants to add some spice to your life
  • Marathoner hopes to run into lifelong love with you
  • Dating can be fun, and I can prove it!


URGENT! Dating can be fun, and I can prove it!


If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something


Oh my gawd! I love Sex and the City too... NOT!


Living the dream! Wanna join me?


Please don't email me saying that you think I'm hot... because I already know that I am


Are you one here to find someone or waste time?


If you had a choice, would you still be singe?


MATCH d.t C*M is not responsible for any Adverse Events or overbearing Joy that may occur from reading this profile...


dont cheat yourself, treat yourself


Cultured Risk Taker seek selfish, high maintenance, self centered


Jerk seeks Bitch


If you can read this, then you have passed the first test, if you can't then you'd better take a class or something


Did you notice my perfect tan... jealous?


Can you jump through hoops?


I hate Paris Hilton


Paris Hilton sucks


If Paris Hilton is smater than you, then we're


Are you smarter than Paris Hilton?


uh oh... you've just come across a guy who is perfect boyfriend material...


so if you are not ready for a serious relationship, you better turn back now!


uh oh...!!! you just found a guy who is perfect boyfriend material, if you are not ready for a serious relationship you better leave now!


Some people chase dreams, i make mine a reality


Women are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the ones left are handicapped


i'm the guy ur mother warned you about


Lets climb trees and make out


You can’t afford me


You're knight in shining armor...or you're future ex-husband


Your prince charming....or your future ex.


too high maintence for you


Ask me about my vow of silence


Party like a rockstar?? Hell no, Party like a standup Comedian, You'll have more stories to tell at the end of the night.


I'm the hottest thing to hit the western hemisphere since the invention of the Q-tip


I am the guy your mother warned you about.. You know the really fun one.

Run away, little girl


If you think Paris Hilton is like really smart, then we're just going to have to break-up


If you think Paris Hilton is smart, then we're going to have to break-up and I get the dog


If you think Paris Hilton is smart, then we're going to have to break-up and I get the dog.


Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour


Yes, it's true I was called a bad boy by my ex-girlfriend


Loving life! P.S. my job section is blank because people were emailing me just because of what I do


Loving life! P.S. my job section is blank because people were emailing me just because of what I do for a living, I'm looking for a down to earth girl who is looking for love for all the right reasons.


imma sexy a** b*tch come check me out


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Made yuh look!<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$Made yuh look!


Disneyland isn't the only place where dreams come true...


you want it, i got it


Music Video Director Seeks Leading Lady


I'm having the time of my life, wanna join me?


Music Video Director seeks hot video chick


a dating headline?lol. hit me up if your lookin for a good time or just maybe a friend.


a dating headline??? That is so 90's


a dating headline??? That is so yesterday


Arrogant prick with a soft sensitive side. HA, I was joking, there is no sensitive side.