Cocky Comedy

Here is a summary/cheat sheet:

• Have the mindset that every woman is in love with you and is secretly trying to pick you up. You are pretending not to notice their advances explicitly but tease their efforts in a funny, indifferent way. Never mean, but cocky. Not only cocky but also funny. You can pretend she is your bratty little sister, you can imagine you are a high maintenance tidiness freak, you can imagine that you actually know she is on a game show where the goal is to seduce a guy on the street (you) to win a million dollars.. But you have such high standards that she can only dream about it, or that you are very hard to get. When mixed with funny remarks; this creates very strong attraction from females aging from 5 to 85. I have been talking cocky funny with my (now 9 years old) niece and with my 75 years old aunt. You would guess they would get pissed or not understand when I say "I know I'm the most handsome guy you get to see in your life, but it's better you don't kiss me on the cheek each time we meet. I mean.. I just applied some anti-aging make up.. You are smearing it off.. " They laugh, punch you on the shoulder, get that addictive confused expression of "I can't believe you just said that! It's was funny, but I'¨m going to PUNISH YOU for it!! By tickling you!" The best part about cocky comedy is it works on any woman, from any time, of any age, any culture and you don't need to memorize any lines or techniques except in the beginning.
• You have higher status than she has, not too high, but high enough that she isn't cool enough to hang with you
• Misinterpret everything she says. They will give you the material.
• Always look for sexual innuendo in things and accuse them of trying to seduce you. Theyw ill give you the material.
• Never give a direct answer unless it's a NO They give you the material. "What do you do? " "I'm an ass model" - "Really!!" "Okay, I work at seaworld as a dolphin shaver" "Please be serious" "Fine. I was employed by your mother to give you the night of your life. But I'm about to return her payment as you are not cool enough.."
• Never court
• Make wisecracks about them not having enough status to interact with you, immediately change topic saying "anyway" and look away. You know this as "shotgun neg" from Mystery Method if I recall correctly.
• Never give them what they exactly want, but give it on your terms, when you choose "Would you bring me my bag?" "Perhaps.. what are you goinG to do FOR ME?"
• Never laugh or smile at your own jokes. SMile , laugh, but not at your jokes. They should be delivered with a serious straight face so she can't guess whether you are joking or serious.
• And finally it is powerful when you make her think you are going one way in your communication, and immediately change the direction to the opposite. Ever heard of "bait and switch" in comedy? SNL does it a lot. It's very funny. You think they mean something, but immediately they turn the other way. It's great with compliments.. Audio seminars examples would be "I love your hair... (looks like a compliment) where did you get the haircut? (she is ready to explain and think you are a complimenting nice guy) It kind of reminds me of a bird's nest.. But it makes your head look normal. it's amazing what you can get for a $5 haircut these days.. Imagine how good it would look if it was washed.. " You see what happened there? Another example I came up with; "You don't look Finnish.. Where are you from?" By this point they seriously try to explain how their grandmother is swedish, how they always confuse her with Russians etc... I interrupt with "Ah too bad.. I hoped you wouldn't be Finnish.. because it's like a meat market for me in Finland.. Women treat me like a just piece of flesh..They just want me for sex"(serious or joking= they cant get it if you deliver in a serious way) or "Waow your style is so different. I bet you nobody can match clothes and colors like you do. You're like an artist, like Van Gogh, but with fabric and fashion rather than paint and brush (going one way......she starts to beam because noticed the details) so which flea market do you collect your wardrobe from? Being creative must be difficult, do you close your eyes and randomly pick 1€ blouses off the shelves?" (but you actually mean something completely different)
• Don't do this with guys. They won't get it. We are wired differently.

Cocky comedy actually works better and it is easier if you are not in shape, not the best looking guy, not the tallest guy etc.. I noticed I came off as too arrogant, player-ish or "too good for her" after I've lost 30 kg in 4 months and started working out daily. I had to be less cocky more "nice" to have the same results. Think of the status bar charts from Mystery Method. You can't be "too high" else she'll think she doesn't have a chance and leave.

Approximately 30 out of 100 women you approach are interested in meeting someone new right now. There is no "idealized master" who can pick up all women he sees. Brad Pitt would get rejected 50% of the time if he approached women on the street. Out of those 30, 5 aren't interested in your type, 3 are lesbians. Out of the 22 remaining, 6 only want a nice guy to settle down with, 2 are turned off by funny conversations, 3 don't get it and 2 are cold. The remaining 9 are available to you if you don't have cracks in your game, don't show neediness or insecurity, can lead them both physically and emotionally, are congruent with what you display, but out of those only 3 will be exactly your type in character. So don't get down by rejections or when things don't go your way although you have done everything right. Smile, you are one woman closer to meeting the woman of your dreams.